ရယ္ေမာစရာဟာသကမၻာ

အခုတေလာအရွဳပ္ေတြလုပ္..အဲ..အလုပ္ေတြရွဳပ္ေနတာနဲ႔
ပို႔စ္အသစ္ေတာင္မတင္ျဖစ္ဘူး။ဒါေၾကာင့္DREAMဆီလာလည္
တဲ့သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလည္းလာလည္ရင္းနဲ႔ပို႔စ္အသစ္မရွိေတာ့
ပ်င္းမွာေပါ့ေနာ္..ဒါေၾကာင့္ေလာေလာဆယ္မပ်င္းရေလေအာင္
ဟာသေလးေျပာျပမယ္ေနာ္...ဖတ္ရင္းနဲ႔သိပ္လည္းမရယ္နဲ႔ဦးေနာ္.. :P
ဟာသေလးကဒီလုိ.....

For Everyone LoL

This is what happens when the caller is chinese and
the call center operator is chinese immigrated to US.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.
You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk
to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and
now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan
is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent
to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

ကဲဒီမွာေနာက္တခု

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?'

က်န္ေသးတယ္ေနာ္

Wife For Whisky

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other
men in the bar asked him what Happened.

"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk,
"Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone
for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now
that she is gone you want her back Right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized,
too late, that you still loved Her?"

"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the
drunk. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"

Son & Mom

Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad
this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

ကဲ..ရယ္ရလား..ေျပာ..မရယ္ရရင္ကလိလာထိုးမွာေနာ္...ဟြန္း... :P